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Previously, on Rocky Pumpernickle Series, Rocky and Pumpernickle saved Empty Water Bottle from the EVIL Dora De Explora. But then, Pumpernickle's short term memory loss got the best of her when she forgot who Rocky was. She also forgot who Empty Water Bottle was, but then remembered again. It was more of a spaced out thing. But she really did forget Rocky!! So now Rocky's kicking Pumpernickle for forgetting him. "You--*kick*--stupid--*kick*--butt--*kick*!!!!!" Rocky shouted. "EEE!! OWWW!!!!!!!! NIIII!!!!!!!!!" Pumpernickle screechd in pain. But then Rocky had an idea. He chucked a boulder at her head and then, Pumpernickle's short term mem

There once was a rock named Rocky. Rocky hadda mommie and a daddie. Rocky also had a pet pebble named Peb. Rocky was dumm. He spelled his name like "Rokee." His parents were ashamed of him. And Rocky's father never hugged him. (Well if it were possible, he still wouldn't) Rocky decided he'd become an emo rock. So he colored himself even darker than his usual dirty gray shade. Then he took a razor sharp leaf and cut himself. "HEY-O WORLD! IM EMO! SO WATCH OUT! CUS I HAVE A RAZOR- SHARP LEAF AND IF YOU PIZZ ME OFF IMMA KILL MYSELF!!!" The world was silent. So Rocky just rolled along the forest ground, picking up dirt on his fresh painted se